One liners
I tee the ball high because years of experience have shown me that air offers less resistance than dirt. – Jack Nicklaus
Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you go out and slice and shank and get in every sand trap; the next day, for no reason at all, you really stink. – Bob Hope
If you drink, don’t drive, don’t even putt. – Dean Martin
Par is whatever I say it is. I’ve got one hole that’s a par 23 and yesterday I damn-near birdied the sucker. – Willie Nelson
If you find that you lose a lot of golf balls, consider bowling …. the ball always comes back to you.
If you find it hard to meet people … try picking up the wrong ball. – Jack Lemmon
99% of putts you leave short, don’t go in. – Hubert Green
My best two shots are the practice swing and the gimee putt. – unknown
I play in the low 80’s … If it gets any hotter I don’t play.
Every golf shot makes someone happy. (either you or your opponent) – Gary Player
No matter how badly you play … it’s always possible to get worse.
Golf should only be played on days with a ‘y‘ in it.
They call it ‘golf’ because all the other four letter words were taken. – Raymond Floyd